I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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