Me. At least after what I've been through.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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