All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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