Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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