I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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