we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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