Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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