Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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