apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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