I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Send help, water and tortillas.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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