I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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