This is not my ceiling
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize