i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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