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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
pray to the hookup gods
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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