my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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