I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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