hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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