How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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