Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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