D3 body, D1 cock
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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