everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Your penis caused this!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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