he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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