I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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