Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
they need to just BURY HIM!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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