don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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