I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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