a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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