what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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