When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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