In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize