I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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