Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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