i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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