Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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