Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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