I cockslap morals
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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