I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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