What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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