I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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