new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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