I puked a lego.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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