I bet he comes in French.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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