Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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