I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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