I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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