Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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