It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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