And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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