...so i touched it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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