the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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